Character Gallery
The fluidity of Anna Livia Plurabelle
Book 1
Chapter 5: The Manifesto of ALP
104.01 In the name of Annah the Allmaziful, the Everliving, the
104.02 Bringer of Plurabilities, haloed be her eve, her singtime sung, her
104.03 rill be run, unhemmed as it is uneven!
104.04 Her untitled mamafesta memorialising the Mosthighest has
104.05 gone by many names at disjointed times. Thus we hear of, The
104.06 Augusta Angustissimost for Old Seabeastius' Salvation, Rockabill
104.07 Booby in the Wave Trough, Here's to the Relicts of All Decencies,
104.08 Anna Stessa's Rise to Notice, Knickle Down Duddy Gunne and
104.09 Arishe Sir Cannon, My Golden One and My Selver Wedding,
104.10 Amoury Treestam and Icy Siseule, Saith a Sawyer til a Strame, Ik
104.11 dik dopedope et tu mihimihi, Buy Birthplate for a Bite, Which of
104.12 your Hesterdays Mean Ye to Morra? Hoebegunne the Hebrewer
104.13 Hit Waterman the Brayned, Arcs in His Ceiling Flee Chinx on the
104.14 Flur, Rebus de Hibernicis, The Crazier Letters, Groans of a Briton-
104.15 ess, Peter Peopler Picked a Plot to Pitch his Poppolin, An Apology
104.16 for a Big (some such nonoun as Husband or husboat or hose-
104.17 bound is probably understood for we have also the plutherple-
104.18 thoric My Hoonsbood Hansbaad's a Journey to Porthergill gone
104.19 and He Never Has the Hour), Ought We To Visit Him? For Ark
104.20 see Zoo, Cleopater's Nedlework Ficturing Aldborougham on the
104.21 Sahara with the Coombing of the Cammmels and the Parlourmaids
104.22 of Aegypt, Cock in the Pot for Father, Placeat Vestrae, A New
104.23 Cure for an Old Clap, Where Portentos they'd Grow Gonder how
104.24 I'd Wish I Woose a Geese; Gettle Nettie, Thrust him not, When the
105.01 Myrtles of Venice Played to Bloccus's Line, To Plenge Me High
105.02 He Waives Chiltern on Friends, Oremunds Queue Visits Amen
105.03 Mart, E'en Tho' I Granny a-be He would Fain Me Cuddle, Twenty
105.04 of Chambers, Weighty Ten Beds and a Wan Ceteroom, I Led the
105.05 Life, Through the Boxer Coxer Rising in the House with the Golden
105.06 Stairs, The Following Fork, He's my O'Jerusalem and I'm his
105.07 Po, The Best in the West, By the Stream of Zemzem under Zig-
105.08 zag Hill, The Man That Made His Mother in the Marlborry
105.09 Train, Try Our Taal on a Taub, The Log of Anny to the Base
105.10 All, Nopper Tipped a Nappiwenk to his Notylytl Dantsigirls, Prszss
105.11 Orel Ore the King of Orlbrdsz, Intimier Minnelisp of an Extor-
105.12 reor Monolothe, Drink to Him, My Juckey, and Dhoult Bemine
105.13 Thy Winnowing Sheet, I Ask You to Believe I was his Mistress,
105.14 He Can Explain, From Victrolia Nuancee to Allbart Noahnsy,
105.15 Da's a Daisy so Guimea your Handsel too, What Barbaras Done
105.16 to a Barrel Organ Before the Rank, Tank and Bonnbtail, Huskvy
105.17 Admortal, What Jumbo made to Jalice and what Anisette to Him,
105.18 Ophelia's Culpreints, Hear Hubty Hublin, My Old Dansh, I am
105.19 Older northe Rogues among Whisht I Slips and He Calls Me his
105.20 Dual of Ayessha, Suppotes a Ventriliquorst Merries a Corpse,
105.21 Lapps for Finns This Funnycoon's Week, How the Buckling Shut
105.22 at Rush in January, Look to the Lady, From the Rise of the
105.23 Dudge Pupublick to the Fall of the Potstille, Of the Two Ways
105.24 of Opening the Mouth, I have not Stopped Water Where It Should
105.25 Flow and I Know the Twentynine Names of Attraente, The Tortor
105.26 of Tory Island Traits Galasia like his Milchcow, From Abbeygate
105.27 to Crowalley Through a Lift in the Lude, Smocks for Their Graces
105.28 and Me Aunt for Them Clodshoppers, How to Pull a Good Horus-
105.29 coup even when Oldsire is Dead to the World, Inn the Gleam of
105.30 Waherlow, Fathe He's Sukceded to My Esperations, Thee Steps
105.31 Forward, Two Stops Back, My Skin Appeals to Three Senses and
105.32 My Curly Lips Demand Columbkisses; Gage Street on a Crany's
105.33 Savings, Them Lads made a Trion of Battlewatschers and They
105.34 Totties a Doeit of Deers, In My Lord's Bed by One Whore Went
105.35 Through It, Mum It is All Over, Cowpoyride by Twelve Acre Ter-
105.36 riss in the Unique Estates of Amessican, He Gave me a Thou so I
106.01 serve Him with Thee, Of all the Wide Torsos in all the Wild Glen,
106.02 O'Donogh, White Donogh, He's Hue to Me Cry, I'm the Stitch
106.03 in his Baskside You'd be Nought Without Mom, To Keep the
106.04 Huskies off the Hustings and Picture Pets from Lifting Shops, Nor-
106.05 sker Torsker Find the Poddle, He Perssed Me Here with the Ardour
106.06 of a Tonnoburkes, A Boob Was Weeping This Mower was Reaping,
106.07 O'Loughlin, Up from the Pit of my Stomach I Swish you the White
106.08 of the Mourning, Inglo-Andean Medoleys from Tommany Moohr,
106.09 The Great Polynesional Entertrainer Exhibits Ballantine Braut-
106.10 chers with the Link of Natures, The Mimic of Meg Neg end
106.11 the Mackeys, Entered as the Lastest Pigtarial and My Pooridiocal
106.12 at Stitchioner's Hall, Siegfield Follies and or a Gentlehomme's Faut
106.13 Pas, See the First Book of Jealesies Pessim, The Suspended Sen-
106.14 tence, A Pretty Brick Story for Childsize Heroes, As Lo Our Sleep,
106.15 I Knew I'd Got it in Me so Thit settles That, Thonderbalt Captain
106.16 Smeth and La Belle Sauvage Pocahonteuse, Way for Wet Week
106.17 Welikin's Douchka Marianne, The Last of the Fingallians, It Was
106.18 Me Egged Him on to the Stork Exchange and Lent my Dutiful
106.19 Face to His Customs, Chee Chee Cheels on their China Miction,
106.20 Pickedmeup Peters, Lumptytumtumpty had a Big Fall, Pimpimp
106.21 Pimpimp, Measly Ventures of Two Lice and the Fall of Fruit,
106.22 The Fokes Family Interior, If my Spreadeagles Wasn't so Tight
106.23 I'd Loosen my Cursits on that Bunch of Maggiestraps, Allolosha
106.24 Popofetts and Howke Cotchme Eye, Seen Aples and Thin Dyed,
106.25 i big U to Beleaves from Love and Mother, Fine's Fault was no
106.26 Felon, Exat Delvin Renter Life,The Flash that Flies from Vuggy's
106.27 Eyes has Set Me Hair On Fire, His is the House that Malt Made,
106.28 Divine Views from Back to the Front, Abe to Sare Stood Icyk
106.29 Neuter till Brahm Taulked Him Common Sex, A Nibble at Eve
106.30 Will That Bowal Relieve, Allfor Guineas, Sounds and Compliments
106.31 Libidous, Seven Wives Awake Aweek, Airy Ann and Berber Blut,
106.32 Amy Licks Porter While Huffy Chops Eads, Abbrace of Umbellas
106.33 or a Tripple of Caines, Buttbutterbust, From the Manorlord Hoved
106.34 to the Misses O'Mollies and from the Dames to their Sames, Many-
106.35 festoons for the Colleagues on the Green, An Outstanding Back and
106.36 an Excellent Halfcentre if Called on, As Tree is Quick and Stone is
107.01 White So is My Washing Done by Night, First and Last Only
107.02 True Account all about the Honorary Mirsu Earwicker, L.S.D.,
107.03 and the Snake (Nuggets!) by a Woman of the World who only can
107.04 Tell Naked Truths about a Dear Man and all his Conspirators how
107.05 they all Tried to Fall him Putting it all around Lucalizod about
107.06 Privates Earwicker and a Pair of Sloppy Sluts plainly Showing all
107.07 the Unmentionability falsely Accusing about the Raincoats.
107.08 The proteiform graph itself is a polyhedron of scripture.
107.09 There was a time when naif alphabetters would have written it
107.10 down the tracing of a purely deliquescent recidivist, possibly
107.11 ambidextrous, snubnosed probably and presenting a strangely
107.12 profound rainbowl in his (or her) occiput. To the hardily curio-
107.13 sing entomophilust then it has shown a very sexmosaic of nym-
107.14 phosis in which the eternal chimerahunter Oriolopos, now frond
107.15 of sugars, then lief of saults, the sensory crowd in his belly
107.16 coupled with an eye for the goods trooth bewilderblissed by
107.17 their night effluvia with guns like drums and fondlers like forceps
107.18 persequestellates his vanessas from flore to flore. Somehows this
107.19 sounds like the purest kidooleyoon wherein our madernacerution
107.20 of lour lore is rich. All's so herou from us him in a kitchernott
107.21 darkness, by hasard and worn rolls arered, we must grope on till
107.22 Zerogh hour like pou owl giaours as we are would we salve aught
107.23 of moments for our aysore today. Amousin though not but. Closer
107.24 inspection of the bordereau would reveal a multiplicity of person-
107.25 alities inflicted on the documents or document and some prevision
107.26 of virtual crime or crimes might be made by anyone unwary
107.27 enough before any suitable occasion for it or them had so far
107.28 managed to happen along. In fact, under the closed eyes of the in-
107.29 spectors the traits featuring the chiaroscuro coalesce, their con-
107.30 trarieties eliminated, in one stable somebody similarly as by the
107.31 providential warring of heartshaker with housebreaker and of
107.32 dramdrinker against freethinker our social something bowls along
107.33 bumpily, experiencing a jolting series of prearranged disappoint-
107.34 ments, down the long lane of (it's as semper as oxhousehumper!
107.35 generations, more generations and still more generations.
107.36 Say, baroun lousadoor, who in hallhagal wrote the durn thing
Further Characters
Incidental characters hinted at in this chapter